Funny way to spend an hour

http://shitmystudentswrite.tumblr.com/page/3

Just go there.  A few of my favorites:

Party foul
And it was all cool until the Turks came along with their Ottoman Empire.

I don’t remember the civil war, like, at all.

I’ve lived my whole life on the west coast and to me, the civil war seems like a really really long time ago.

Pre-Megan’s Law
Before the days of colonization, America was like a young, untouched child.

I had no idea when we left the bar.

I felt so guilty because I realized I was aiding in the bedding of a criminal.