I was cracking up at work over this. Here are a few of my favorites:
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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