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Monday, January 02, 2006

9 Fearless Predictions for 2006

1.Michigan State will open the Big 10 basketball season by losing to Illinois and Indiana, but will defeat Wisconsin. They will finish the regular season co-Big 10 champs and will lose in the Elite 8. UConn will win the national championship.

2.The Colts will defeat the Panthers in Super Bowl XL. The Detroit Lions will hire Mike Sherman, Al Saunders (KC Offensive Coordinator), Mike Martz, or Kirk Ferentz (Iowa coach) as their next head coach. Joey Harrington will resign a small contract with the Lions, but they will pick up a decent QB to compete for the starting job. Charles Rogers and Jeff Garcia will be released.

3.Michigan State football will finish the 2006 season 6-6. John L. Smith will be fired shortly after the season is over.

4.The 06 Heisman will be between Brian Calhoun (Wisco), Brady Quinn (ND), Adrian Peterson (OK), Troy Smith (Ohio St), and Kyle Wright (Miami). Although I have a feeling one of these idiots will declare for the 06 NFL Draft.

5.The Pistons will defeat the Miami Heat and the San Antonio Spurs en route to another NBA Championship.

6.The Redwings will lose in the Western Conference Finals to the Calgary Flames. The Flames will lose the 06 Stanley Cup Finals to the Ottawa Senators.

7.The New York Yankees will lose the 06 World Series to the St. Louis Cardinals. The Red Sox won’t make the playoffs. Neither will the Orioles or Tigers.

8.Argentina will defeat Brazil in the World Cup Finals. I have no idea what I’m talking about, but that one’s for you Kevin!

9.I will defeat Mike in the Fantasy Football Finals. Plain and simple.

1 comment:

Adam said...

1. Yeah, I really have no idea.

4. Calhoun rushed for 48 fewer yards than Reggie Bush and had 7 more rushing touchdowns. Calhoun would need Wisco to have a really good season next year, though. That Fiesta Bowl made me look smarter for that Troy Smith pick.

7. I agree, White Sox look good again.