Mechanical Boob Feelers

Haha... I love that title. Haha... I said title. Anywho, this story pops up on the Engineering Website. Some professor made a mechanical device that allows him to perform a breast exam on women who are in another location. Read More Too...many...jokes....brain overload! Let's see... "Reach out and Touch Som..." No, too easy. "First the robot takes them out to dinn..." No, not funny. "The best male-substitute for women since the vibrator." Eh, do women really want to get felt up by a machine? Some probably do. Scary. I'm at a loss for the best joke. Anyone want to help me out on this one?